a fleshlight closely resembling a female woman; a realistic sex doll. Often given names like "Chelsea" for added realness. These adult toys are generally short and petite for easy use, with long blonde hair for steady riding. This human-like toy is pliable and eqipped with a gaping mouth, life-like vagina and asshole. A Spillane can usually be found in secret backrooms of dive bars and at parties, where paying patrons, usually in groups, fuck and ejaculate into/onto the designated holes
Man1: Hey, did you guys want to check out that new bar in town? I hear they just installed a Spillane in the dark room!
Man2: oh hell yeah, I heard the toy is so realistic they gave it the name "Chelsea"
Man2: oh hell yeah, I heard the toy is so realistic they gave it the name "Chelsea"
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Person 2: Yeah man, it’s a called a “balkistic”
Person 1: I didn’t know that!
Person 2: Yeah man, it’s a called a “balkistic”
Person 1: I didn’t know that!
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