Aberdeen

The only location in the UK where smoking cannabis is legal. This is due to the culture of a small, isolated, and unnamed civilization that lived there from the Roman conquest of England until 1746, when England took back Scotland during the Austrian succession. This group was mixed Celtic and Norse, and used to be a minority among the Celtics all over the isles until the Romans took over, and they fled to the mountains of the north. after Scotland fell in 1746, some fled north to Iceland and others went west to the new world, but this mostly undocumented civilization is mostly extinct. Their civilization specifically has to due with Aberdeen because many artifacts of this minority was found within Aberdeen. Today, they're only a small minority in far northern scotland and other celtic and norse countries, occasionally a few along canada and the USA's east coast

ancient Aberdeen folk song: 🎶 At aberdeen, we smoke weed 🎶

by ♥🗺☠ May 25, 2021

Daygare

Irish pronunciation of "daycare"

JSE: Gonna drive my hwahle in a car to the daygare

by ♥🗺☠ July 27, 2021

Restaurant in peace

When the creator of autocorrect doies

“The man who invented autocorrect just died, restaurant in peace.”

by ♥🗺☠ June 22, 2021

Ryan got a ball game tomorrow

One of the lost urban dictionary users who put his name in the definitions on how hw had a basketball game the next day

Yo, Ryan got a ball game tomorrow. Better let him get some sleep
Ryan: Thanks guys, bye
*Last online March 08, 2017*
Everyone: Where is Ryan? Is he safe? Is he alright?

by ♥🗺☠ May 24, 2021

This post will not age well

Joe Biden won't be assassinated during his term

This post will not age well. That is because of a phenomenon known as the curse of Tippercanoe. This curse says that every 20 years, the president will suffer a misfortune of being assassinated during their term. This started with William Henry Harrison in 1840 who died a month into his term, and so on. Ronald Reagan is the only president to survive this curse

by ♥🗺☠ March 09, 2021

Toast

Hotel Mario's favorite meme food

YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY; ALL TOASTERS, TOAST T O A S T

by ♥🗺☠ June 21, 2021

Gold

A cold prevalent in the gay community triggered by the dissolution of Pride Month

I know I can just say that I have a regular cold but saying I gold can really zhuzhooo up my suffering.

The post nasal drip you're experiencing from the gold is probably from all the key bumps you did with Jimmy in the bathroom stall and most likely not a symptom of COVID, but a test is still recommended (especially if you're not vaccinated).

btw slurp your chicken soup and reschedule your date for Saturday with Jimmy until you're better, you (Gung) ho

by ♥🗺☠ July 09, 2021