Planetary Quarantine

The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine

by ♥🗺☠ July 20, 2021

Egg

A person who doesn't realize they are transgender yet, or is in denial; an undeveloped transgender person. When they realize, it's referred to as the "egg cracking."

"They've been asking a lot about hormone therapy, I think they might be an egg."

by ♥🗺☠ June 10, 2021

Why You Should Wrap A Rubber Band Around Your Door

The biggest scam-spam you'll find on this garbage website

Why You Should Wrap A Rubber Band Around Your Door
If you aren't doing this already, you should start.

Presented by Sogoodly

by ♥🗺☠ May 20, 2021

Limp Dick

The real name of the Limp Bizkit band (Even though they're actually a good band)

Google: Limb Bizkit members
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by ♥🗺☠ April 01, 2021

jacking in hilltown

When you steal a car, and masturbate while you're driving it, and you're going to a gang fight or to pick up friends, or something else social

🎶 4 wheels down while we're jacking in hilltown 🎶

by ♥🗺☠ May 25, 2021

Ben Stiller's beer

Ben Stiller's private homemade beer company, where the cap is made of earwax. The caps are made with caplicators

...and circle over to the cap applicators-
tape rewinding
--over to the "caplicators."
Caplicators retrieve the bottles and dip the caps in earwax
At this stage, they call it "Ben Stiller's beer."

by ♥🗺☠ August 04, 2021

🏦🔫

Bank robbery (with a fake gun)

Me: this is a robbery, everybody down on the fucking ground!
Everyone: *laughing upright*
🧨 🏦🔫

by ♥🗺☠ July 27, 2021