♥🗺☠'s definitions

Crack open a cold one with the boys

idiom that means "To spend time with friends" and can also be spelled as "Crack open a cold one with the bois"

Gotta go, gonna go and crack open a cold one with the boys
I'm just chillin' here, Crackin' open cold ones with the bois

by ♥🗺☠ June 17, 2021

Restaurant in peace

When the creator of autocorrect doies

“The man who invented autocorrect just died, restaurant in peace.”

by ♥🗺☠ June 22, 2021

You lied years ago about my name, I did. I'm in love with the man you repesented not who you acted like

You lied on my name as I did you. I'm in love with the man that you repesented, not who you acted like!

I wanted to taste your tears, feel, your arms, and hear your journ ed evey voice of my life. Only to find out that you were a pure product of a fictitious business of your own ass.

To John doe: You lied years ago about my name, I did. I'm in love with the man you repesented not who you acted like

by ♥🗺☠ May 25, 2021

nonononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononon

le premier mot que les gens disent généralement lorsqu'ils essaient d'apprendre le français

personne apprenant le français: nonononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononon
moi, qui est bilingue: quoi?

by ♥🗺☠ May 20, 2021

Daygare

Irish pronunciation of "daycare"

JSE: Gonna drive my hwahle in a car to the daygare

by ♥🗺☠ July 27, 2021

Cyclo Maniacs Championship

20 people in costumes riding bicycles on the moon

Me, the host: and now, introducing, the Cyclo Maniacs Championship. The winners of the previous cyclo maniacs races will races their bikes on the moon, without a spacesuit

by ♥🗺☠ January 9, 2021

Harvard

Another word for Entitled, Rich, and Overrated

Woke: Damn! Harvard university is too damn expensive!
Broke: And it's useless too. I've been there, and I wish I hadn't. I'm millions in debt, and I really want you to kill me
Woke: Understandable *Shoots Broke*

by ♥🗺☠ June 14, 2021