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i have the drip

I have the drip, and you don't. I will flex my awesome drip everywhere in the city so that all of the bitches can love me.

Guy 1: May I buy some drip please?
Guy 2: Sure
Guy 1: i have the drip!!!!!!!!

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ May 27, 2021

Scrumpy

1. An item in Team Fortress 2 that are Demoman's favorites
2. Food that is delicious

Demoman 1: Oh I need a drink!
Demoman 2: Yea!
Demoman 1: Scrumpy!
Demoman 2: Yes.
*And so the scottish begins.*

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ May 20, 2021

Urban Dictionary Editors

cunts who publish your definitions half of the time but most times it fails

Guy 1: Urban Dictionary Editors trashed my definition! They are dumbasses!
Guy 2: aww! My definition got published though,
Guy 1: HOW COULD YOUR DEFINITION GET PUBLISHED WHEN MINE DIDNT?
Guy 2: I don't know.
Guy 1: *Grabs knife and screams*

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ May 11, 2021

You practice your mannerisims into a wall

If this mirror were clearer
I'd be standing so tall
I saw you slobber over clovers on the side of the hill
I was observing the birds
Circle in for the kill

Guy 1: You practice your mannerisims into a wall
Guy 2: If this mirror were clearer, I'd be standing so tall

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ May 7, 2021

im going to ducking kill myself

what autocorrect sees fuck as it sees fuck as duck

Guy 1: oh duck you
Guy 2: did you mean fuck?
Guy 1: ducking autocorrect
Guy 2: autocorrect?
Guy 1: DUCK!!!!
Guy 1: im going to ducking kill myself

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ May 17, 2021