Extraordinarily bored

Probably what you are when reading this.

Guy 1: I am so extraordinarily bored.
Guy 2: Me too. I too am also extraordinarily bored.

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ May 07, 2021

i kindly ask you to go fuck off

Polite way of saying "fuck off"

Guy 2: fucking with Guy 1
Guy 1: (Is frustrated) i kindly ask you to go fuck off.

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ September 25, 2021

9999

this is the year when the universe just doesn't exist. it just doesn't. nothing exists anymore. even me- +_F_FGdsgogeeo-se-awf-goaw-g_SI)FDGISOGGIoeiw9gsASFMKgskgmi AAAH -not existing anymore-

The year is 9999, and it is the year that YOU SHOULD FUCKING STOP SEARCHING UP THE YEARS

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ May 27, 2021

im going to ducking kill myself

what autocorrect sees fuck as it sees fuck as duck

Guy 1: oh duck you
Guy 2: did you mean fuck?
Guy 1: ducking autocorrect
Guy 2: autocorrect?
Guy 1: DUCK!!!!
Guy 1: im going to ducking kill myself

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ May 17, 2021

You practice your mannerisims into a wall

If this mirror were clearer
I'd be standing so tall
I saw you slobber over clovers on the side of the hill
I was observing the birds
Circle in for the kill

Guy 1: You practice your mannerisims into a wall
Guy 2: If this mirror were clearer, I'd be standing so tall

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ May 07, 2021