Futacon is not for everyone
Get the Futaconmug. Did you know I'm julnhole
Get the julnholemug. The small build up of dust and grease that occurs on your 3D printer wheels due to static, but you insist is just wear from your over tightened wheels and feel the desperate need to try to sound smart regardless of science.
What’s that Santorumy buildup on your printer wheels? Oh it’s just Bretwear. Blow it off and move on.
Get the Bretwearmug. A wonderful boy, super funny, who makes your day better just by being with you. He always listens to all your problems and makes you forget about them. You can talk to him about anything, he will always listen to you. He chooses his friends based on their energy, he only needs a minute to realize what kind of person you are. He may annoy you badly sometimes, but you can never be mad at him. He is very loyal and understanding, what else would you want from a person?
person 1 : Dude im so lucky, I have a great friend
person 2 : It's perhaps... Remus?
person 1: Yeah exactly!!
person 2 : It's perhaps... Remus?
person 1: Yeah exactly!!
Get the Remusmug. 
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