I was hoping to George would take me to Olive Garden for Friday date night, but it looks as if we'll be going to the Crapper Barrel instead.
Get the Crapper Barrelmug. 
The Sunday before a holiday when the rednecks go listen to country music and get drunk because they don’t have to get up for work in the morning
Get the cracker Saturdaymug. 
Get the cicoanaoyfmug. 
The coolest girl you could ever encounter a woman of earth and sky who can travel the dream realm and uncover the worlds secrets, there’s no knowing the potential of Matia she’s a like a goddess yet grounded in the truth of the mother earth, a powerful person seeking the balance of highest feminine and masculine energies of the universe. Her beauty is bewitching and her knowledge is rooted in the ancients and connection to her ancestors. Feel you’re vibrations rise when around this one.
Get the Matiamug.