I was looking at photos from last night's party and I don't remember getting an eye patch, punching my friend in the face, or taking a shit on the floor, but I know it was a damn good shit thanks to the 10 sake me in the buttholes I drank.
I was really turned off by your girlfriend's advances after I found her rear thatch covered in chum litter.
The favorite Christmas movie of people born between 2003-2006, based on a book by *Googles* Chris Van Allsburg. In 2017 it became the dank express, DEJA VU! Its cast consists of Tom Hanks, Tom Hanks, Tom Hanks, Tom Hanks, Tom Hanks, Tom Hanks, and a special guest appearance of Tom Hanks.
The polar express is the most epic Christmas movie.
Oh look, there's at least one definition here that's not sexual.
Oh look, there's at least one definition here that's not sexual.