Definitions by Дecca

Urban Planning 

Something that does not exist on the North American continent.

Canadian: Wow, I can't believe it takes me 30 minutes a day just to drive to work!
American: If you think hard, I have to go 45 minutes on road to anywhere!
Mexican: You guys have roads!?

North Americans together: Oh yeah we don't have urban planning...

Urban Planning by Дecca March 17, 2021

Invisible piss 

When your pissing most usually on a toilet and the feeling of piss brushes a part of your body most commonly your legs or foot despite no piss actually making contact with any part of your body.

Brain: Dude stop pissing on your leg!
Eyes: There is no piss...
Brain: Oh I had just conducted Invisible piss!

Invisible piss by Дecca December 31, 2020

Midwest 

A place where weather has no rules

The midwest is colder than Moscow today
and hotter then phoenix tomorrow

Midwest by Дecca January 29, 2019

Texas 

Bashed too harsh, we are not cowboys,racist,redneck or religious extremists. We’re normal people alright!

If you want to bash a state, bash oklahoma They are the ones disliking texas anyways
I know they are there, waiting to dislike this

Texas is one of the best states, and we’re not cowboys

Texas by Дecca July 3, 2018