penis travelogues

Every boot camp barracks had at least one guy with a Casanova complex who'd regale the others with his penis travelogues.

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AABD

acronym for "Arrested Adolescence, Bail Denied" / a chronic case of arrested adolescence

Many of the top comedians have full-blown AABD.

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to take advantage of people when their judgment is impaired by alcohol

I seem to remember somebody pouring more birthday drinks, in an attempt to scamboozle me into the sac; but I don't think it worked.

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an autobiography written with fewer than 160 characters, which one posts on twitter

Unless it’s the certified account of a well-known person, you can’t believe any bragging you read in a tweetography.

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when a person is so boring, nobody will follow him/her on twitter

Even the scamsters give him zero follerance.

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a designated day of the week, month, or year, in which everyone may make stupid puns all day

When I’m the boss, we’ll be having Punday every week.

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At 16, his dreams of a football scholarship were crushed by arthwrongis, but he ended-up making the NFL anyway -- as a doctor.

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