pootispencerhere

A Quote From the TF2 Heavy.

Engineer: Just jerking off
Heavy: POOTISPENCERHERE!
Engineer: God damnit.

by \/+{[me]}+\/ October 31, 2020

Ammo Goose

The Ammo Goose is a tool used by the US Military during WW2 . It helps to supply ammo for the military, but in return, it keeps throwing the trash cans out and switching them to sussy looking ones. No one knows why it does this.

it is rumored that the Nazis lost because they didn't use the ammo goose.

by \/+{[me]}+\/ September 25, 2021

coloun

A British person's colon.

British Doctor: There's a problem with your coloun.
British Person: What is the problem?

by \/+{[me]}+\/ April 28, 2021

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Basically the thing that comes out whenever you copy and paste the upper tab of the Urban Dictionary site.

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by \/+{[me]}+\/ April 30, 2021

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you will never find or upvote this

urban dict is busy rn
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by \/+{[me]}+\/ January 22, 2021

-\_("/)_/-

A Bootleg shrug for non-unicode users.

Person: What the hell is this?
My Friend: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Me, who doesn't use unicode: -\_("/)_/-

by \/+{[me]}+\/ October 31, 2020

i need to piss

when you desperately need to fucking piss

Mario: Time to take a piss
Goomba: What the hell are you doing
Mario: I'm taking a piss!
Goomba: okay but why aren't you jumping at me thats what you're supposed to do

Mario: I might do it fucking later.
Goomba: No I'm a motherfucking enemy you're supposed to jump at me!
Mario: Oki doki then let me pull up my pants first and then maybe I'll jump on you.
Goomba: Maybe? MAYBE? ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FOCKING MIND? NO! JUMP ON ME NOW MOTHERFUCKER
Mario: but I need to piss
Goomba: ugh fine

by \/+{[me]}+\/ January 26, 2021