[bj] NickGurr's definitions

Headgret

The feeling of regret when you didn't cop head from the missus.

Teddy: hey man you look kinda down you okay
Nick: Nah man I just got headgret

by [bj] NickGurr September 25, 2019

Buncle

When your uncle forcibly inserts his thick, meaty cock into your asshole.

Teddy: I just got buncled by uncle teddy.
bobby: Shit, when is it my turn

by [bj] NickGurr September 25, 2019

Skunt

Someone who is not a follower of the lord and saviour James Papic. A stunt is a widely used insult as those who do not follow James are the lowest of the low. In fact, in Wyoming, being a stunt is punishable by death.

Jamie: Look at that hoe, what a skunt
Lucas: Please can I give you head

by [bj] NickGurr September 25, 2019

Granny Dick

When you ask your grandma to sew your dick to your homies dick.

Jamie: Hey check it out me and Lucas got Granny Dick
Lucas: Fucken oath

by [bj] NickGurr September 25, 2019