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Hum Noi is Thai slang for small penis.

see small penis

"Hey you over there you have a hum noi"

by @TheRealCarlAzuz April 01, 2018

Hum Noi means small penis is Thai..

Hey you over there you have a hum noi.
Person over there dosent know what that means

See amazing

by @TheRealCarlAzuz March 29, 2018

Hum noi is Thai slang for small penis.

“Hey you over there you have a hum noi”

by @TheRealCarlAzuz March 30, 2018

The website you go on when you're board (a.k.a the best place in the world)

Me : "Hey have you been on the urban dictionary lately?

Friend: "No"
Me: "Good."

by @TheRealCarlAzuz December 18, 2017