:) cat lady's definitions

crushing emotional agony

When you're told your Penis is to small

Girl "is it in yet"

Boy *dies from crushing emotional agony*

by :) cat lady April 16, 2015

base system

Objectives for a relationship
Also known as the four f's:
1) french
2) feel
3) finger
4) fuck

Friend 1: where you got to on the base system
Friend 2: I got to fourth base with ma gal last night

by :) cat lady April 16, 2015

That's what she said

The phrase a guy should never say to his girlfriend

Girlfriend: (about password) you gotta make sure v it's long enough
Boyfriend: that's what she said!

Girlfriend: *slaps*

by :) cat lady April 16, 2015