*samIam*'s definitions

Prunetang

A wrinkled and relatively dry vagina. Often caused by years of excessive use or drought. Common in the wake of cougardom.

I toe fucked your grandmother's prunetang last night buddy. That is one nasty gilf
Don't call me buddy, friend.

by *samIam* August 20, 2010

homance

strictly platonic relationship of two very close girlfriends.

Margaret and Gertrude had a fifty year homance.

by *samIam* January 13, 2008

Assticles

Otherwise known as the taint or the chode, assticles typically occur in men of advanced age. After gravity has taken its toll on the scrotum, the advanced stretching begins to affect the anus. Eventually they become one.

Harold was in the bathroom the other day battling with some troubling constipation. To his surprise his scrotum lapped delicately at the water. He called to his wife. "Gertrude!"

"What is it Harold" she replied.
"Get in here and tell me why my balls are in the water" he gasped.
"OMG Harold!" she exclaimed. "You have assticles you filthy old fucker!"

by *samIam* February 19, 2010