Definitions by (I am) John Doe
Magic Kingdom
Saudi Arabia; an ironic reference to Disneyland, which in many ways is the exact opposite of Saudi Arabia, where shari’a law ensures that fun is non-existent.
"Our friends the Saudis" want to encourage tourism to the Magic Kingdom where Wahabbism reigns supreme. The oppression is so thick though that you think you're in a crap-ass version of North Korea.
Magic Kingdom by (I am) John Doe February 1, 2008
stupidfada
Stupid Intifada — a commentary on the futility and ultimate pointlessness of the Palestinian Intifada.
The Palestinians activated the "Law of Unintended Consequences" when they started their second stupidfada. For some inexplicable reason, the Israelis chose to build a wall in order to keep sociopathic, islamof--ktard people from blowing up the country.
stupidfada by (I am) John Doe February 1, 2008
Fwench
Intentional mispronunciation of the word French, to conjure the notion of an effeminate and decadent culture. Possibly derived from the satiric faux French accent spoken by Michael Palin’s characters in various Monty Python skits.
The Fwench finally got a clue, of sorts, and elected a President that sees friendship with the U.S. as a good thing.
Fwench by (I am) John Doe February 1, 2008
Religion of Peace
A reference to George W. Bush's famous post-9/11 declaration that Islam is a "religion of peace". ROP is generally used as a substitute for the word "Islam", though it can also refer to Muslims in general. In all cases, use of the term ROP indicates either distaste for Islamic beliefs and practices, or derisive mockery of the politically correct attitudes (as embodied by Bush) that spawned the phrase "religion of peace".
Worker #1 "Did you see today's paper? The Religion of Peace claimed another victim."
Worker #2 "Well don't call them violent, or they'll riot."
Worker #2 "Well don't call them violent, or they'll riot."
Religion of Peace by (I am) John Doe August 31, 2007
Kossack
A denizen who frequents the Web site Daily Kos, known for it left-wing activism and its irascible Webmaster Markos Moulitsas Zuniga. Kossacks deride conservative blogs as "hate sites" because of the frank and unapologetic assessment of Islam frequently expressed by commentators.
Conservatives regard Kossacks as among the leading proponents of "leftist fascism," characterized by bullying, dirty tricks, illogical discussions, and an irrational hatred of everything to the right of Noam Chomsky.
The name "Kossack" references the Cossacks, an old spelling of the ethnic group now known as Kazaks. When Russia absorbed Kazakstan into its empire, the Czar used Muslim Kazaks as a special cavalry due to their expert horsemanship and reputation for savage violence. Cossacks often were the perpetrators of horrific pogroms against Jews in Russian territory during the Czarist era.
Conservatives regard Kossacks as among the leading proponents of "leftist fascism," characterized by bullying, dirty tricks, illogical discussions, and an irrational hatred of everything to the right of Noam Chomsky.
The name "Kossack" references the Cossacks, an old spelling of the ethnic group now known as Kazaks. When Russia absorbed Kazakstan into its empire, the Czar used Muslim Kazaks as a special cavalry due to their expert horsemanship and reputation for savage violence. Cossacks often were the perpetrators of horrific pogroms against Jews in Russian territory during the Czarist era.
Tax Payer #1 "Did you hear what those asshat Kossacks are up to again? They are so self-deluded with the idea that they are 'making a difference.'"
Tax Payer #2 "Like I always say, 'don't drink the bong water.'"
Tax Payer #2 "Like I always say, 'don't drink the bong water.'"
Kossack by (I am) John Doe May 19, 2007