Pervert

One word: Mineta

Mineta: OooOh momo’s boObIes
Momo: ur such a pervert.

by (╥﹏╥) lord of noodles August 06, 2021

Ship

A ship is when u let two people marry each other. IF U SHIP SOPHITZ AND ALL MIGHT X DEKU U ARE CURSED!!!

Me: In My hero academia who do u ship?
Demon: I ship… All Might and Deku!
Me in my head: u fucking bitch how could u!!!
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Me: who do u ship in koltc?
Devil: SOPHITZ

Me out loud this time: ur 1000000 times worse than Mineta bitch!

by (╥﹏╥) lord of noodles September 07, 2021

…

The thing you type in when you are not sure about something. Basically means ‘Um…’

Person on ur group chat: ahhahahahahahaahaahhahahahahpooooooooooooooooopeeeeeeeeeeeebitchhhhhhh
Me: …
Or
Person on roblox: OMG ADOPT ME SCAMRRRR! EWWWWWWW!
Me: …

by (╥﹏╥) lord of noodles August 06, 2021

Good

The answer to everything about feelings.

Mum: Hi darling how are doing?
Me: good
Mum: how was school?
Me: good
Mum: did you enjoy art class?how was it?
Me: good
Mum: have a taste of the dinner
*gives*
Mum: how does it taste darling?
Me: good.

by (╥﹏╥) lord of noodles August 12, 2021

Katsuki Bakugou

A bad tempered bitch who goes around wanting to kill deku and his classmates e.g. Shoto Todoroki. Though I have to admit he is a bit hot.

*Deku walks onto the arena. Bakugou does as well*
Announcer: Here we have Izuku Midoriya versing Katsuki Bakugou!

Bakugou: IM GONNA KILL YOU, YOU BROCCOLI HAIRED BITCH!

by (╥﹏╥) lord of noodles August 09, 2021

Cool

Constipated

Overweight

Old
Lady
Nice acronyme eh?

Girl: Omg don’t u thing I’m SOO CUTE!
Me: I think ur cool
Girl: OMG thx! I’m that as well
Me: have u ever heard of the acronyme?
Girl: UR HORRIBLE AND DISGUSTING 🤮.
Me *in my head*: I luv it when she gets mad! :)

by (╥﹏╥) lord of noodles August 08, 2021