(╥﹏╥) lord of noodles's definitions

Momo

A sculpture half chicken half woman. People say if you disrespect her she will come in the night and do something to you. Sometimes she just touches you, sometimes she kills. No one knows what she is going to do. WHEN MOMO STATUE DIES WE DIE.

Momo
This isn’t a joke

by (╥﹏╥) lord of noodles August 8, 2021

Katsuki Bakugou

A bad tempered bitch who goes around wanting to kill deku and his classmates e.g. Shoto Todoroki. Though I have to admit he is a bit hot.

*Deku walks onto the arena. Bakugou does as well*
Announcer: Here we have Izuku Midoriya versing Katsuki Bakugou!

Bakugou: IM GONNA KILL YOU, YOU BROCCOLI HAIRED BITCH!

by (╥﹏╥) lord of noodles August 9, 2021

Ship

A ship is when u let two people marry each other. IF U SHIP SOPHITZ AND ALL MIGHT X DEKU U ARE CURSED!!!

Me: In My hero academia who do u ship?
Demon: I ship… All Might and Deku!
Me in my head: u fucking bitch how could u!!!
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Me: who do u ship in koltc?
Devil: SOPHITZ

Me out loud this time: ur 1000000 times worse than Mineta bitch!

by (╥﹏╥) lord of noodles September 7, 2021

Pervert

One word: Mineta

Mineta: OooOh momo’s boObIes
Momo: ur such a pervert.

by (╥﹏╥) lord of noodles August 6, 2021

Cool

Constipated

Over waited

Old
Lady
Best acronyme evrr

Girl: OMG I am sooo cute!
Me: I think u r cool.
Girl: Gee thx!
Me: I meant the acronyme stupid.

by (╥﹏╥) lord of noodles August 6, 2021

Good

The answer to everything about feelings.

Mum: Hi darling how are doing?
Me: good
Mum: how was school?
Me: good
Mum: did you enjoy art class?how was it?
Me: good
Mum: have a taste of the dinner
*gives*
Mum: how does it taste darling?
Me: good.

by (╥﹏╥) lord of noodles August 12, 2021