(noun) - Modern 21st century artwork genre whose nomenclature derives from the words dick and collage. Traditionally this artistic discipline represents a mural of different shaped, colored, and sized penises to include printed pictures, freehand drawings, and other typically 2-dimensional representations on paper in scrapbook fashion.
I went to a fancy cocktail party last nite and the host was beaming with pride when he showed us his dickollage....I have never seen such varying and studied passion for penises!!
by $lapaho March 28, 2021
(noun) - So I know this is a dictionary, but I don't really know what this means. You could ask Biden, but I'm not sure he knows either. Apparently its an insult?
Biden called that student a dog faced pony soldier to try to insult her however all the crowd did was laugh at him.
by $lapaho March 06, 2021
Noun.
A person who loiters or remains in a particular public place for a protracted time with the intent of eventually looting while committing other opportunistic offenses usually associated with loitering such as solicitation/prostitution.
Note: To upper and middle class non-felons this word roughly translates to the English word for shopping.
A person who loiters or remains in a particular public place for a protracted time with the intent of eventually looting while committing other opportunistic offenses usually associated with loitering such as solicitation/prostitution.
Note: To upper and middle class non-felons this word roughly translates to the English word for shopping.
Looterer #1: So what are we doing out here? Hurricane Katrina blew through here and we ain't got no power...
Looterer #2: We're going to sit here, look as tough as we can, and grab them TVs when the sun goes down.
Looterer#1: Well played, been scouting this spot for a minute huh?
Looterer#2: Indeed....while we're at it we may as well try on some shoes and jewelry.
Looterer #2: We're going to sit here, look as tough as we can, and grab them TVs when the sun goes down.
Looterer#1: Well played, been scouting this spot for a minute huh?
Looterer#2: Indeed....while we're at it we may as well try on some shoes and jewelry.
by $lapaho November 17, 2018
(noun) - Preferred pronouns are the pronouns of choice that the addresser chooses to label someone as. The receiver's opinion/choice has absolutely no bearing on the user's preference.
What's your preferred pronoun?
Glad you asked! it's it.
you want to be known as it?
No. No way. It is what I call anyone that is confused about their identity.
Glad you asked! it's it.
you want to be known as it?
No. No way. It is what I call anyone that is confused about their identity.
by $lapaho May 10, 2021
(person) - Head position at the "Truth Commision" Department under President Joe Biden. This position and department was created to inform the American citizens about what information is "true." Modeled after similar successful programs in prosperous countries such as North Korea, East Germany, Russia, and China this program seeks to "reeducate" citizens that have "incorrect" information or beliefs.
Hey, you hear about the new Reality Czar position created under Joe Biden?
Yes I have! It is so comforting that we no longer have to sort through the vast amount of information out there and can just have it all in one spot! 🤗😊
Indeed. Both the Reality Czar are also writing Cliff Notes on Life and Compliance for Dummies books.
Yes I have! It is so comforting that we no longer have to sort through the vast amount of information out there and can just have it all in one spot! 🤗😊
Indeed. Both the Reality Czar are also writing Cliff Notes on Life and Compliance for Dummies books.
by $lapaho February 13, 2021
(noun) - Commercial produced by the English Cadbury chocolate company for Easter 2021 advertising. This commercial initially demonstrates mildly sexual overtones and ends with an interracial gay couple WITHOUT MASKS splitting an egg while kissing. During this kiss the filling stretches out between them and lands on their chins like a money shot. The narrator of the commercial simtaneously says "We are DOWN with that..." during the kiss.
Critics later signed a petition to have this commercial removed from television due to its sexually explicit nature and the fact they believe it is targeted to kids in order to normalize perverse sexual behavior. Critics also were upset that this commercial was thought to brainwash children into not wearing masks.
Critics later signed a petition to have this commercial removed from television due to its sexually explicit nature and the fact they believe it is targeted to kids in order to normalize perverse sexual behavior. Critics also were upset that this commercial was thought to brainwash children into not wearing masks.
You see the new Cadbury commercial? I think I am going to be sick....
Yes...they are calling it the Golden Goobilee" but I call it 2 guys 1 egg or 2 gays 1 egg....
Yes...they are calling it the Golden Goobilee" but I call it 2 guys 1 egg or 2 gays 1 egg....
by $lapaho March 04, 2021
(verb) - This action refers to the immediate disconnection of video anytime President Joe Biden attempts to answer live real questions that he has not rehearsed with his team. It is the electronic equivalent of pulling someone offstage with a hook.
You see Biden offer to take actual live questions last night?
I saw him offer but they did a plug tug real quick to stop it. I dont blame them for not shopping around the village idiot.
I saw him offer but they did a plug tug real quick to stop it. I dont blame them for not shopping around the village idiot.
by $lapaho March 04, 2021