I think your very s4misr
Get the s4misrmug. The divine combination of the two holy elements: Cum, and honey. This sacred amalgamation transcends all other purpose and meaning in life, not only on Earth but within the Universe and even over God himself. Cumney is the way, the truth, and the light; achieving the ultimate ratio between cum and honey, and loading the holy serum into a syringe as to inject into oneself, will allow the individual to ascend beyond humanity and become one with God.
“Did you hear what mike did last Friday night? Dude put his paycheck’s worth of cumney in a furnace to crystallize it, and broke it down into power so that he could snort it all in one sitting. Crazy stuff dude.”
Get the Cumneymug. 
Some dude who lives in a tropical island who decided to be birthed into the wrong generation. He is 6 and a half feet tall menace to society. He is a entertainer, kind hearted, extremely smart, enlightning, joyful. Someone you can laugh with a shoulder to cry on and an a truthful and a loyal person. He is also an amazing driver, destined to race one day, a fanatic to Japan and 90's old japanese speed machines that scream through Wangan Highways. He is a great listener and is surrounded by many people.If you got top secret information to tell or ask, he is your man.
Who is kethaka?
Get the kethakamug. 
young and criggish
Get the criggishmug. IS A CLOWN!!! A LITERALLY FUCKING CLOWN ! DOES DUMB THINGS BUT IS CUTE 🐷💕AND THAT PINK TIP... GODDDAAMNN... I.. I MEAN THE CLOWN NOSE TIP....
Get the clowntaromug.