Zewande is unique, down to earth and speaks the truth no matter how hurtful it is. Zewande has a nice body that she does not show off about. Everyone needs Zewande in their life.
Get the Zewandemug. Modern day version of the Gestapo made up of convicted criminals and lemmings blindly serving a cult-like government
and wannabee dictator bent on taking over the world.
and wannabee dictator bent on taking over the world.
Get the Gestupidmug. 
Tyronica is very smart , pretty, and indecisive . She tends to overthink a lot and can sometimes be a lot to handle. But, she is also is very nice and see's beauty in everyone. She's very shy when you meet her but once you guys are friends she becomes very loud and obnoxious.
Get the Tyronicamug. A 50th birthday party where the birthday person is given a golden shower at the moment of blowing out the candles. instead of presents can you get Pee scent. Similar to a comedy roast but where the birthday person is literally pissed on.
On my 50th birthday, I had a hint that there might be a surprise in store but instead received a golden jubilpee Arranged by my ex girlfriends!
Get the Golden Jubilpeemug. Aliénor is always cute as hell. No Aliénor is bad at doing eye-liner that's in their ADN. They tend to cry a lot when their sad and to laugh a lot when their happy.
A Aliénor is the best friend you could ever have as she is smart, kind, funny and comprehensive. But be carefull never ever tell a Aliénor "grossomodo" since it could infuriate her and make her enter in a state of pure rage.
P.s: they love potatoes
A Aliénor is the best friend you could ever have as she is smart, kind, funny and comprehensive. But be carefull never ever tell a Aliénor "grossomodo" since it could infuriate her and make her enter in a state of pure rage.
P.s: they love potatoes
Guys 1: What's that ?
Guys 2: You mean Aliénor ?
Guys 1: No I was talking about this atomic bombshell
Guys 2: Like I said that's Aliénor
Guys 2: You mean Aliénor ?
Guys 1: No I was talking about this atomic bombshell
Guys 2: Like I said that's Aliénor
Get the Aliénormug. A type of man suffering from something called "spear brain," they often struggle differing everyday objects from a spear, similar to the ones thrown in Africa.
Person 1: What is this orange cone shaped spear doing in the middle of the road?
Person 2: That's a traffic cone you fucking idiot, who are you? Coex Snypes?
Person 2: That's a traffic cone you fucking idiot, who are you? Coex Snypes?
Get the Coex Snypesmug.