What you become if someone walks close behind you to avoid getting hassled by charity collectors in the street.
"I had to use an innocent woman as a human charity shield on my way home from work to avoid the oxfam collectors."
by Swedge June 3, 2013
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You: "Wow, I really love our teacher."
Friend: "OoO someone's got the hots for Mr. T!"
You: "No, I just dadmire him."
Friend: "OoO someone's got the hots for Mr. T!"
You: "No, I just dadmire him."
by Dadmirer123 October 29, 2013
When a girl (or woman that thinks she is still a girl) wears booty shorts where both cheeks are hanging out. This is is not to be confused with well known phrase "two sheets to the wind" signifiying that a person is drunk.
by Deepthoughts July 1, 2013
A syndrome, usually diagnosed in single people who are subscribed to any online dating service, characterized by a persistent pattern of impulsiveness, a short attention span, and often hyperactivity, and interfering especially with ever maintaining a long and lasting relationship.
I met the most wonderful woman for drinks last night. She’s perfect. Smart, funny, sexy as hell. I think she may be the one… Oh wow! Dude you should see who just “winked” at me on Match. Oh I can’t wait to meet this one! Sorry…what was I just saying before? What? C'mon I don't have attention dating deficit disorder. I'm just picky.
by timbre December 12, 2013
Sin City, Nevada, where people go in the hopes of winning it big, but usually end up just losing their shirts .
I just got a windfall settlement, but I ain't gonna blow it a Loss Vegas --- they say you're more likely to get struck by lightning than win the jackpot.
by QuacksO December 10, 2013
Dancefloor banking is where drunken online banking is done to release money for the night. Always regretted in the morning.
by Jose Skofieldo December 8, 2013
1) Overusing exclamation points in a vain and failing attempt to make your writing sound more exciting. Trying to put more "bang" in your prose, but looking instead like you have exclamation point diarrhea.
2) Obsessively talking about sex, or "banging." An oral disorder usually found in those who aren't actually having sex.
2) Obsessively talking about sex, or "banging." An oral disorder usually found in those who aren't actually having sex.
"Checking in with a bad case of 'bangorrhea' -- the official 'grammedical' term for exclamation-point overdose -- is Kanye West. In a single blog post, West used 188 exclamation points. At least we think it was 188. We tried counting and the ordeal made our eyeballs twitch." --Martha Brockenbrough, MSN Encarta columnist
"Did they do sharies? Did you watch? I do that all the time. Did they do tasties after? I do that all the time. Then did they have sex? I do that all the time."
"You have got a serious case of bangorrhea."
"Did they do sharies? Did you watch? I do that all the time. Did they do tasties after? I do that all the time. Then did they have sex? I do that all the time."
"You have got a serious case of bangorrhea."
by Dildorgasm March 4, 2009