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Tai tai (太太) is a Chinese colloquial term for a wealthy married woman who does not work. It is the same as the Cantonese title for a married woman.
I wish I had a Tai Tai life OR she is lunching with the Tai Tai's
Tai Tai by MR_HK June 26, 2015

Etsy Witch 

An "Etsy witch" refers to individuals selling spells, rituals, and other magical services on the online marketplace Etsy.
Bonnaroo was cancelled because we forgot to pay the Etsy witch 😓
Etsy Witch by Issameee July 8, 2025
A Doomba is a death dealing floor cleaning robot. A Roomba (the popular floor cleaning robot) is outfitted with various dangerous items taped to it such as knives, cats, saw blades and blow guns.
"Dude what the fuck is that thing on your floor! It almost shanked me on my way in." "Oh dude, that's just my Doomba, it's a floor cleaning/home security robot, I'm going to enter him in Battle Bots next week"

The Doomba is excellent with getting away with its crimes as it cleans up after.
Doomba by The Lord of the Dance August 12, 2012

gin blossoms 

A gin blossom is slang for the capillaries in your nose and face that burst because of excessive drinking.
Grandpa has purple gin blossoms on his nose, lol.
gin blossoms by neak January 19, 2005

New Meta 

New changes/updates to keep video games healthy that usually upset other players due to having to re-adjust to these changes.
This new gun is the new meta.
New Meta by idkwhatmynameis69 December 29, 2019

slutty waistline 

"im tired of people and their slutty waists"

basically hot toned stomachs
"you have a slutty waistline, its insanely attractive but yk"