showing up late to work because you stopped for coffee along the way.
I told them I got stuck in traffic, but really I was running latte.
mow the laundry
July 1
Doing a load of laundry after allowing clothes to pile up on your bedroom floor for weeks.
"say Magdalene, suppose it's time to mow the laundry? I can't get your door open."
take a digger
June 30
1. Commonly used to describe an ungraceful fall.
2. Fall forward or trip and land on one's face
Derived from the volleyball slang- a Digshot is a desperation diving hit that results in a faceful of sand.
I wasn't paying attention and I took a digger when I tripped on the crack in the pavement. I can't believe I fell flat on my face.
