Definitions by ScolloP
shortbash
v. The act of knocking, demeaning or otherwise making-fun of the band 'Shortstack' and their sheer lack of musical talent.
iPhowned
To have your iPhone taxed by someone, usually on a regular basis, in order to play tap-tap, access facebook or another of the iPhone's various 'apps'.
iPhowner
Someone who is constantly takes (or iPhowns) other peoples' iPhones, so much so that it would appear that they own their own.