by Phlutsac August 9, 2012
Technically it means someone who sucks farts out of dead seagulls but it is used to refer to a loser who works at the concession stand on the beach during the summer.
She would never go out with him he's a zorch. She is just flirting with him to get free french fries.
by Are May 29, 2005
The act of holding an object in one's hands in order to invoke the imagination, usually accompanied by a crazed look in the eyes.
Darren: Why are you holding your napkin like that? Why do your eyes look so crazed?
Layla: I'm imagining ice skaters! I'm zorching!
Layla: I'm imagining ice skaters! I'm zorching!
by mydreamisreal January 14, 2011
See bodaggit, pieces of left over toilet paper from yesterday's crap. Often discovered when wiping one's ass while crapping the next day.
Dude, I had so many zorch crystals in my ass crack yesterday. It was from the cheap toilet paper I used at school yesterday.
by zorcher June 13, 2009
make your neighbor lie face down on the floor with his ass cheeks spread. proceed to squirt mustard and ketchup on your penis and yell "time to wake up!!!!" then you hit the bastard on the head with an alarm clock and jump from a 10 story building and do a flying dutchman into his ass
by dan September 29, 2003
by steezie4twizzie September 24, 2009
That was a zorch cow game.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005