A gangly, poor-postured female that walks with an outwardly thrusted pelvis and emits nervous laughter. Possesses little or no social graces and is often prone to urinary tract infections.
"Did you hear that laugh? Put your phone away or the zorch will get you in trouble with the boss."

"You shouldn't drink that much man, you almost went home with that zorch."
by SSMKTslang November 02, 2013
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Top Definition
v. tr. To destroy or render unusuable, esp with electrical current of improper or fatal voltage or current.
I accidentally zorched a 6v scanner by plugging it into a 24v power supply.
by Ytse December 20, 2005
the action of sucking the farts out of one's ass
That bitch loves to zorch the members of the football team.
by kyet king July 26, 2006
To travel with velocity approaching lightspeed. To propel something very quickly.
"The new comm software is very fast; it really zorches files through the network."
by cobrien September 19, 2008
A verb: To mess something up to the point of unusability, or even to destroy it.
I hadn't saved my file, and my computer crash totally zorched the term paper that I was writing.
by Chuck Hastings June 29, 2003
Electrical energy used as a teleporter for flemoids back to their own dimension. (from the DooM total converion Chex Quest)
Dameon sure zorched the hell out of that Flemoid! It only took 200 zorch charges!
by atariangamer July 10, 2008
Penis or dick fart
In the cool dead of night whisped the unmistakable cry of a flatulent penis emitting a zorch.
by Phlutsac August 09, 2012

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