ZornBITCH 

A strange, bicycle-horn sounding creature that has the intelligence of a 3 year old and the alcohol content of a gasoline tank. If you ask a ZornBITCH how it's day is going, they will freak out and accuse you of stalking them, but later you will be "totally cool....just so cool." Often confuse with an exotic dancer who just had a stroke because it gyrates and dances with money when the subject of high school US history is brought up.

Jeff: Hey look at that ZornBITCH dancing around over there!

Jack: Wait, no one is talking about 19 century industrialists....why is this happening?

ZornBITCH by SuperMINI September 20, 2012

Zorny 

The feeling of being both sleepy and aroused (horny).

Melissa: I'm feeling horny, but I also need to catch some Zzz.
Sam: So you're feeling zorny, how is that even possible?

Zorny by DeafZebra January 29, 2014

Dorothy Zbornak Stare (DZS)

The look of utter annoyance given to someone who says/does something completely stupid or idiotic. Named after Dorothy Zbornak of "The Golden Girls" sitcom.

"What time is Midnight Mass?", the blonde asked.

I couldn't respond, so I just gave her my best Dorothy Zbornak Stare (DZS).

Dorothy Zbornak Stare (DZS) by jaketx323 June 18, 2010

zorndorf 

A mythical wizard that enjoys gettin froggy

You cant stare a Zorndorf directly in its eyes

zorndorf by HMBBigBoi October 13, 2011

zornitsa 

Zornitsa Is someone who's body is looking perfect . This person is very beautiful and intelligent , just another word for amazing or shining star.

Oh,man I'm in love with her. She's such a zornitsa.

zornitsa by Zorittoo January 8, 2018

zornd 

To be plowed in the ass so hard that actual tears fall from your eyes.

Johnny got zornd by Paul while he was passed out drunk. He couldn't walk straight for a week.

zornd by TheL4ughingM4n July 27, 2014

zorn face 

named after the Washington Redskins' head coach Jim Zorn. A zorn face is a facial expression of false interest, or concern. Used to conceal the fact that you don't give a crap either way, since you get paid the same just to show up.

You know, Bill, the all-staff meeting on email ettiquette was a complete waste of time. Still I just put on my "Zorn face" and made it look like a was totally engaged.

zorn face by bfb715 November 9, 2009