Jerma985's way of saying "Porn" because he thought it sounded gross and weird.
Jerma: People are really obsessed with zorn. Like I get people like to jerk off but this is ridiculous.
by A Glass of OJ August 5, 2022
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An outgoing, over the top, active person; who is usually, physically fit.

They are in love with all sporting activities, especially extreme sports, and they will try anything once. They have no boundaries and take eveything past the limits.

Although typically a show off, a zorn also has a sensitive side. If teased or does not get its way a zorn will cry, pout and have a temper tantrum forever...you have been forewarned!
Dude! Did you see that wicked jump.....ZORN!

Please...please...... :(
by jeff12345678987654321 February 7, 2010
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In between a thrust and a tackle... it’s a word goddamnit.
by Zornswhore May 15, 2020
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Destroyed, murdered. Denotes a catastrophe. From the Watership Down glossary of Lapine, the language of rabbits.
'Zorn! Zorn!' cried the dreadful squealing voice. 'All dead! O Zorn!'"
by elston March 22, 2005
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To physically consume or use too much of something to the point in which you can not do it again.
1- Ahh dude too much Lays potato chips.
2- I bet you could eat more.

1- No way I so Zorned from Lays chips.
by 69 A11 April 8, 2010
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named after the Washington Redskins' head coach Jim Zorn. A zorn face is a facial expression of false interest, or concern. Used to conceal the fact that you don't give a crap either way, since you get paid the same just to show up.
You know, Bill, the all-staff meeting on email ettiquette was a complete waste of time. Still I just put on my "Zorn face" and made it look like a was totally engaged.
by bfb715 November 9, 2009
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To keep someone in a position, presumably of authority, while making them essentially an irrelevant member of the organization.
Steve sucked at his job but he was the son in law of the CEO, so my boss just Jim Zorned his ass.
by starburster December 1, 2009
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