Zipper Ripper 

1 - (n) A woman who is so hot she causes men to develop an erection so hard it tears right through the front of their pants often blowing out the zipper in the process.

2 - (n) An erection that tears through the front of your pants.

1- Did you see the hot girl in the Fiat Superbowl commercial?!? She is a total zipper ripper.

2 - When Stacy took her clothes off last night I was so turned on I developed a zipper ripper.

Zipper Ripper by Funmunke April 9, 2012

Zipporah 

Like her name, she is unique. A Midian name, Zipporah means “a little bird,”. No matter where she's from, her native language is sarcasm, but you love her for it. She has it all, brains, beauty and a sense of humor. Knowing her is like having your own Sofia Vergara. You can look, but you can never touch. For some girls its Maybeline, but she's born with it. She could rule the world, if she weren't busy being a sexy Mother Theresa. She can make any one laugh, if they're not stupid. All her skills are a 10, including cooking. Her specialty dish is humble pie. She makes it, but doesn't eat it, as it would ruin her goddess like figure. If you know a Zipporah, thank whichever God you believe in. He has blessed you, but not as much as he has blessed her.

Pregnant woman: I just hope my little girl is all a woman can be
Person: You mean you want her to be Zipporah?

Zipporah by Black Sofia Vergara December 7, 2013

zipper blues 

A depressed feeling one gets from constantly having to move around or not being able to stay in one place. Comes from having to always zip up ones jacket because they always have to leave. Depression caused by successive movement and not being able to settle in one place. Frustration caused by constant mobility and inability to maintain a residence.

Amy's fifth move in one year caused her to experience zipper blues.

zipper blues by Monday May 25, 2006

zipper-ched 

noun. A chedder (a mojado who dresses up in country western outfits and drives big trucks) who is half chedder and half Asian, i.e. half zipperhead.

Joe was dating a zipper-ched.

zipper-ched by Paul Rael January 11, 2011

Zipperknuckled 

To have have consumed far too many alcoholic drinks; To be completely hammered, drunk and inebriated; To have had too much to drinks; Similar to drunk, sloshed, hammered, plastered and bombed.

"As soon as I write my last exam, I'm heading out and getting zipperknuckled!"

"Originally I only wanted to have a couple of drinks, but I had way too many and ended up getting completely zipperkunckled."

Zipperknuckled by Ghetto_Fab March 9, 2014

zippocleptic 

a person who takes, gets, or wins insidiously, surreptitiously, subtly, or by chance a cigarette lighter which does not belong to them for the purposes of accumulation as a hobby or for studies.

Nicola Fleming suffers from the symptoms of a zippocleptic

zippocleptic by bookalon January 8, 2009

zippertard 

Someone who is unable to manage closing up their zipper without snagging their nuts in it.

Let’s see if you can do this right, zippertard.

zippertard by Dr Bunnygirl August 17, 2019