Symptoms

Word spoken in reference to one who exhibits symptoms of the ailment also known as homosexuality. Usually spoken when someone is suspected of being a homosexual.

Any frat guy who likes Lady Gaga has symptoms.

by zcusm April 23, 2010

McDonalds symptoms

Various symptoms of McDonalds overloading. Signs that your state of health is not good.

McStomachAche
McHeadache
McHeartburn
McCirrhosis
McTwitch
McDepression

by brendan September 9, 2004

withdraw symptom

The shitty sick feeling you get when you're trying to kick a drug, or can't get any more.

See that jittery fucker over there? That must be a withdraw symptom of the crack.

by Promethean Sky March 21, 2008

Symptom #5

Diarrhea, as it is the fifth symptom listed under Pepto Bismol's Symptom Rap.

Nausea
Heartburn
Indigestion
Upset Stomach
*Diarrhea*

I ate some wings at Gators Dockside and got some serious symptom #5 afterwards. And I didn't get dome.

by Suculant J April 7, 2010

COVID SYMPTOMS

When Criss needs to read the first letters of the last four messages in the chat.

George: Yo criss you got covid symptoms
Criss: Wait what
George: sike you thought

by g drop bag March 9, 2021

Snowball Symptoms

Several different ailments, often caused by different factors, such as partying during a busy week or trying to juggle many strenuous tasks. i.e. Different sympoms have a snowball effect, rendering the victim uncomfortable at best.

Victim: I'm covered in bug bites from the camping trip, totally beat from partying all weekend, and I think I might have sugar poisoning from all that dessert you made.
Person: Sounds like you have some snowball symptoms.

by Blanky Bob July 5, 2009

google symptom

Got a headache? Google says you gonna die soon. thats what a google symptom is.

Guy 1: Bro i sneeze.
Guy 2: *calls googles
google: yeah you dead fam

google symptom

by llamakinng December 7, 2018