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Zipper Ripper

1 - (n) A woman who is so hot she causes men to develop an erection so hard it tears right through the front of their pants often blowing out the zipper in the process.

2 - (n) An erection that tears through the front of your pants.
1- Did you see the hot girl in the Fiat Superbowl commercial?!? She is a total zipper ripper.

2 - When Stacy took her clothes off last night I was so turned on I developed a zipper ripper.
by Funmunke April 9, 2012
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Train Spotting Safety Net

(n) Stag term for the drug Naloxone ( aka NARCAN). Term is based on the drug addiction movie Train Spotting and the drugs use in countering opioid overdose.
Don't worry. We can shoot up. I've got plenty of Train Spotting Safety Net in case we OD.

Train Spotting Safety Net is great but who's going to administer it if we OD?
by Funmunke April 2, 2017
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the north remembers

Phrase: A somber decree, given to your victims after you obtain your revenge.

The phrase comes from Game of Thrones episode 1 of season 7.
You just got our boss fired!!!

The north remembers...
by Funmunke July 22, 2017
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GOT Rage

(n) Acronym for Game of Thrones Rage. Refers to the extreme emotional response some viewers have towards the more sensational plot twists. Often GOT Rage causes the afflicted to post unreasonable comments on a social networking site expressing their outrage.
OMG! I can't believe they killed Ned! I'm never watching that show again!

- Dude chill out. You just have a bad case of GOT Rage.
by Funmunke June 12, 2013
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Galaxy Gusher

(n) Someone who is so obsessed with Samsungs Galaxy phone line that they cannot stop talking about great the phones are. They often dis other phone makers and openly deride people who disagree with their opinion.
Man sfomin will not shut up about his phone! He is such a Galaxy Gusher!
by Funmunke March 31, 2017
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Bathroom Shock and Awe

(n) When you get back at someone you hate, by trashing their bathroom, by voiding your bowels all over the place, and leaving a horrific mess for the next person.
I got back at Chris last night. I hit him with a Bathroom Shock and Awe.
by Funmunke March 30, 2017
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hipster hand grenade

(n) The Samsung Note 7, which gained infamy for its exploding battery. The phone was also featured as a grenade in GTA 5 via a mod.
My God... Is that guy using a Hipster Hand Grenade!?! Run!
by Funmunke March 31, 2017
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