zexal 

1: the power to turn darkness into light

2: a kids t.v. show developed by konami and 4kids.

person1: the power went out.
person2: i'll just use zexal so we can see.
person1: it dosen't work like that...

person1: did you catch the latest episode of yu-gi-oh zexal?
person2: yeah i did. it was awsome!

zexal by ChaosGX December 1, 2011

Zelal 

Zelal's are known to be very pretty , clever , popular, funny and talented . People around her don't really like her because there jelouse of her talents and her beauty, she also has a great attitude and is very loyal and charming too those around her . Zelal's are also unique and are very socialising ... well many of them ;) they have a great sence of humour and always find a way to make others luagh . They also could get angry easily so if you treat her like shit then YOU BETTER RUN BITCH !! BECUASE YOU FINALLY REACHED HER INNER ANGER ... YOIR FAULT !!

Fake hoe 1 - " wow look at Zelal she's stealing my man !"

Fake hoe 2 - "You must have watched out R.I.P dawg "

Zelal by Cry.. September 27, 2019

New Zealand 

A mystical island that coved by clouds so you can't really see it 50% of the time, the land of sheep, kiwi, orc, elf, dwarf, wizard, short men with hairy legs, and the māori people.
For some unknown reason, the people here really love their pie.
It's pretty ok nothing much happened here. Give it a visit if you want somewhere peaceful.

Man New Zealand is so beautiful I want to go there.

New Zealand by little blue blob April 23, 2021

schaeffer’s new zealand deck sealant 

An ad done by a New Zealand guy who keeps talking about his deck but it sounds like he’s saying dick

“Hey, get that squirrel off my dick! He knows he’s not allowed to come on my dick!” Quote Schaeffer’s New Zealand Deck Sealant guy

schaeffer’s new zealand deck sealant by Moduluss March 12, 2019

Zelal 

Zelal’s are powerful and determined people they make there own rules and are born leaders . They aren’t afraid of anyone and will speak there thoughts out loud if it comes to an unfair situation ; they will win . Zelal’s are talented ,creative people they are fast learners and are good at anything if you doubt her she will prove you wrong they are dream chasers and stubborn people !! Zelal’s are also fast people they like to finish anything as soon as they set there mind on it they could be and look a bit lazy but don’t think that she can’t do anything ! They are usually attention seekers and like to be apart of something exiting and adventurous they usually end in does situations in life but they are up for it ! They are naturally crazy and sarcastic people they have a weird set of mind and act differently but they are mature in most situations or events well most of them haha . They don’t fail to impress others and have big achievements they have a great figure and usually are insecure of themselves but they are beautiful then what they think they are there own friends (: they could be a bit confusing but people around them are used to it and adore it !! And that’s what a Zelal is , it’s a unique name but it has many meanings to it and maybe many more (;

Person 1 - “ is that zelal I thought she wouldn’t come “

Person 2 - “ I am not surprised but I know that this party is gonna get wild “

Person 3- “ yup she bring the fun in here can’t wait “

Zelal by SakuraKisses June 8, 2020

New Zealand nut sack

When a bag of nuts, preferably from New Zealand, is hurled at your nuts at a sickening speed, causing you to drop to your knees while simultaneously grabbing your testicles and screaming profanity.

Did you see yesterday when I threw that New Zealand nut sack directly at that guys nut sack. He fell to ground cursing his ass off and he was holding his nuts for five minutes.

New Zealand nut sack by Slimmy Meerkat December 3, 2013

Chrome Zealot 

A believer in a vaperware operating system designed by an advertising conglomerate front to a government project. These zealots claim their roots in a rarely used member of Web 2.0 technologies, the Chrome internet browser. The browser origins derived from a CIA scheme to gather intelligence on consumers using spyware to predict market swings, binge drinking at urban raves, rises in online discussions of conspiracy theories, trends in the porn industry, and communist activity in the far east. These believers, found in universities, wear the traditional rainbow colored suspenders indicative of the clan, and greet each other with the phrase “epic fail” followed by a rubbing of the left elbows. The FBI, perpetually suspicious of the CIA tricks against American citizens, invested millions in investigating the browser’s intelligence gathering activities but abandoned the case when cult membership dwindled to several dozen members. As the FBI director put it before the senate intelligence committee, “what can you expect from commi’s turned capitalists…it’s a total piece of shit. It serves the CIA right for putting Russians in charge of the project. It’s an epic boondoggle, a violation of the constitution, and a waste of money. The money would be better spent on electric mini-bikes, proving Joe Biden is Jimmy Hoffa, and a wax museum showcasing the late J. Edgar Hoover estate’s rare collection of pantyhose, corsets, and early twentieth century braziers.”

"No, I couldn't view the video you sent me. I'm a chrome zealot."

Chrome Zealot by stthomas_a_keen_ass October 6, 2009