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zero given 

To give absolutely zero fucks. In most situations, more than zero is given. But in a situation where there is absolutely no reason to give anymore, you say zero given.
Oh cool, your mom has cancer?? Sorry but , zero given.
zero given by Nazdnaz January 1, 2015
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Zero fucks given 

The inability to give even one fuck about someone or something, i.e. the situation in which one is unable to care. This term is also used to express dismay, disbelief, or sarcasm pertaining to someone or something, and can be a successful comeback comment in the event of a downward-spiraling conversation.
Michael: "Vicki, you were the one that broke up with me!"

Victoria: "Zero fucks given, Mike."
Zero fucks given by lolswerehad June 22, 2011

Zero shits given

The inability to give even one shit about someone or something, i.e. the situation in which one is unable to care. This term is also used to express dismay, disbelief, or sarcasm pertaining to someone or something, and can be a successful comeback comment in the event of a downward-spiraling conversation.
Simon: "Sophie, I asked you to complete that work before the meeting!"
Sophie: "Zero shits given, Simon."
Zero shits given by simon180 May 24, 2015

Zero fucks given 

In every single scenario, Josh Thompson has zero fucks given
Zero fucks given by Bestington March 23, 2020

zero fucks given 

phrase invented by my girl...to describe an attitude of not caring at all...same as don't give a fuck...zfg was invented recently (2015) by my girl, the licensed psychotherapist who councils and provides therapy in her private practice, helping many cope with their problems and ongoing daily stress...
that dude just cut me off, while blending into highway express lane, zero fucks given

zero give up 

"Zero Give Up' means to never give up or to always persist in the face of obstacles or challenges.

It suggests a determination and resilience to never give in or surrender, and to always keep pushing forward towards one's goals, no matter how difficult the circumstances may be.

This phrase can be applied to a wide range of contexts, such as sports, business, and personal development. In any situation where someone exhibits this trait, they are seen as persistent and not giving up on their goals and ideas.
That person has zero give up when it comes to being successful.
zero give up by Rambull January 10, 2023

I wish I could give this zero stars 

When something deserves zero stars but the rating system only goes down to 1 star
I wish I could give this zero stars. The service was garbage
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