zero given

To give absolutely zero fucks. In most situations, more than zero is given. But in a situation where there is absolutely no reason to give anymore, you say zero given.

Oh cool, your mom has cancer?? Sorry but , zero given.

by Nazdnaz January 1, 2015

Zero fucks given

The inability to give even one fuck about someone or something, i.e. the situation in which one is unable to care. This term is also used to express dismay, disbelief, or sarcasm pertaining to someone or something, and can be a successful comeback comment in the event of a downward-spiraling conversation.

Michael: "Vicki, you were the one that broke up with me!"

Victoria: "Zero fucks given, Mike."

by lolswerehad June 22, 2011

Zero shits given

The inability to give even one shit about someone or something, i.e. the situation in which one is unable to care. This term is also used to express dismay, disbelief, or sarcasm pertaining to someone or something, and can be a successful comeback comment in the event of a downward-spiraling conversation.

Simon: "Sophie, I asked you to complete that work before the meeting!"
Sophie: "Zero shits given, Simon."

by simon180 May 24, 2015

Zero fucks given

Josh Thompson

In every single scenario, Josh Thompson has zero fucks given

by Bestington March 23, 2020

zero fucks given

phrase invented by my girl...to describe an attitude of not caring at all...same as don't give a fuck...zfg was invented recently (2015) by my girl, the licensed psychotherapist who councils and provides therapy in her private practice, helping many cope with their problems and ongoing daily stress...

that dude just cut me off, while blending into highway express lane, zero fucks given

by packinbiggie May 28, 2016