A word of Yiddish origin used to describe a chubby girl, but in a very good way. However, a word of caution: even though it's a kindhearted word, and a euphemism for fat, your wife/girlfriend probably won't feel the same way. She might, but if you call her zaftig, you're more than likely to get a black eye or have to stand outside the bathroom with tissues, depending on the kind of girl she is.

Alternate spelling: zoftig

The following is a conversation between a young Scottish couple who's just started dating:

"Does this kilt make me look fat?"
"No...no...it makes you look...zaftig! I think you look very sexy, old girl."

Good ending:
"Thanks, boy. Let's go to the cricket club now."
Bad ending:
"You think I'm fat! You're mean! I hate you! Get away! Our date tonight is OFF!"

Zaftig by Ruger.12Bore April 10, 2009

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zaftig

synonym for fat, chunky, beefish, large, plump, etc., often used in personal ads.

single zaftig looking for fun or just tacos

zaftig by Brian wood November 20, 2004

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Zaftig

To move in zigzags

Me: Hey whatcha doing?
Friend: I’m just having zaftig. You must want to join me!

Zaftig by ddcrayzsbestie April 25, 2020

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To be fresh off the plane on them Zaytiggys

To literally or metaphorically return with renewed energy and new plans after facing a sudden life-changing experience.

I just got kicked out of Marquette, but hopefully it is not too late to enroll at Butler University. Once I get accepted, I am going to be fresh off the plane on them Zaytiggys.

To be fresh off the plane on them Zaytiggys by Jethopper May 4, 2020

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