zoftig

Pleasantly plump.

A softig state.

zoftig by Larstait November 15, 2003

zoftig

NYC Yiddish: usually refers to a heavy woman. Also, means juicy.

Oh look at Shirley and how zoftig she's become.

zoftig by Murray Haldanish November 6, 2019

zoftig

A small furry animal which lives in the forest, but likes human company.

How is the zoftig today, ranger?

zoftig by Zoftig July 22, 2010

zaftig 

(Yiddish) Plump and juicy, from German "saftig" meaning "juicy".

He's got a new zaftigah girlfriend.

zaftig by crocdile July 7, 2005

zaftig 

Deliciously plump, or carrying your extra weight very well.

Me- all the guys dig my big hips, my succulent boobs and my juicy Avalanche behind! They freak out every time I say I'm going on a diet...

zaftig by RatchetBoo September 24, 2003

zaftig 

buxom; a woman with a well-developed figure

She was a zaftig, dewy-eyed lass.

zaftig by David Bassler March 31, 2004

Zaftig 

A word of Yiddish origin used to describe a chubby girl, but in a very good way. However, a word of caution: even though it's a kindhearted word, and a euphemism for fat, your wife/girlfriend probably won't feel the same way. She might, but if you call her zaftig, you're more than likely to get a black eye or have to stand outside the bathroom with tissues, depending on the kind of girl she is.

Alternate spelling: zoftig

The following is a conversation between a young Scottish couple who's just started dating:

"Does this kilt make me look fat?"
"No...no...it makes you look...zaftig! I think you look very sexy, old girl."

Good ending:
"Thanks, boy. Let's go to the cricket club now."
Bad ending:
"You think I'm fat! You're mean! I hate you! Get away! Our date tonight is OFF!"

Zaftig by Ruger.12Bore April 10, 2009