18 definitions by kinsmed

patch

(n.) an electronic file alteration intended to correct or update a faulty or vulnerable file, akin to a cloth 'patch'.

You gotta install the latest patch or somebody could get into your inbox, okay?

by kinsmed July 16, 2004

Happy Fun Ball

The subject of a Saturday Night Live short, skewering products having lengthy disclaimers and a nod to the absurdity of foreign product commercials. The segment has achieved a degree of notoriety that it has found a non-specific underground familiarity and pops up in unexpected instances.

"Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball."

by kinsmed May 17, 2008

note to self

Spoken or demonstrative reminder to alter behavior or conduct a future task, often intended to be humorous or self-deprecating.

Note to self; think twice before walking backwards.

by kinsmed July 10, 2004

cunning hat

A hand-knit yellow, orange and red beanie, toque or wool hat that became a cult favorite with Firefly fans after appearing in an episode.

"What happens if someone puts on a cunning hat and a Who scarf?"

by kinsmed December 25, 2012

good to go

Having passed a test or met a condition enabling one to proceed.

Okay, looks like your paperwork is in order. You're good to go, man.

by kinsmed July 10, 2004

fruity

A 1980's term used by homophobes to denote persons or items seemingly gay.

Yeah, I don't know about scrapbooking. That always seemed kinda fruity to me.

by kinsmed July 10, 2004

Piss Boner

An involuntary erection generally occurring upon waking in the morning.

Man, I was havin' this really vivid dream, but then I woke up with just a piss boner, y'know what I mean, man?

by kinsmed July 3, 2004