yizztastic 

something so awesome that it makes you yizz (also known as jizz)

Bro that song you showed me is yizztastic; when it dropped I practically cummed.

yizztastic by imsogreat November 28, 2011

Jizztastic 

When something is so fantastic, that you instantly cream your pants with jizz, semen, sperm-juice, etc.

Damn homie, that criossant was jizztastic!

Wasn't that episode of Digi-Mon jizztastic?!

Jizztastic by Bay City Bird Slapper April 25, 2011

jizztastic 

good enough to make you soak your pants with semen, better than fantastic; something so wonderful, you just cannot contain yourself

Winning the lottery is jizztastic experience.

jizztastic by Nebuchadnezzar January 9, 2004

Jizztastic 

When something, either an event, object or person, is so good that you almost jizz yourself i.e. ejaculate in your pants.

God that is absolutely jizztastic

Jizztastic by Davetherave February 4, 2006

Rizztastic 

The word used to describe somebody or something that has unerring rizz. People who are described as the rizzler, the rizzard of oz, a rizzly bear, etc. can be described as rizztastic.

Person 1: Jeffery is such a rizzler!
Person 2: yes, Jeffery Is rizztastic!

Rizztastic by Rizztastic rizzler March 14, 2023

Jizztastic 

Something so fantastic that it makes you jizz.

This song is jizztastic!

-or-

You look jizztastic today!

Jizztastic by lolicakes February 26, 2011

jizztastic 

word used to describe something that is really amazing

dude that hot tub was jizztastic.

jizztastic by da jizzanatoR July 15, 2010