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post world cup depression 

an illness characterized by not knowing what to do with oneself (or one's vuvuzela) now that the FIFA world cup is over. additional symptoms include glazed eyes, a general feeling of listlessness, loss of appetite, and a tendency to watch terrible television to compensate for the end of the world cup.
I caught Tom watching the Tour de France in an effort to fill the void of world cup soccer. He's got post world cup depression real bad.

I tried to funnel with my vuvuzela but it's just not the same anymore.
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The World Cup 

The FIFA World Cup, often simply called the World Cup, is an international association football competition contested by the senior men's national teams of the members of Fédération Internationale de Football Association (FIFA), the sport's global governing body. The championship has been awarded every four years since the inaugural tournament in 1930, except in 1942 and 1946 when it was not held because of the Second World War.
The World Cup is the most widely viewed and followed sporting event in the world, exceeding even the Olympic Games; the cumulative audience of all matches of the 2006 FIFA World Cup was estimated to be 26.29 billion with an estimated 715.1 million people watching the final match, a ninth of the entire population of the planet.
The World Cup by The Centurion October 15, 2014

world cup shooting stars 

A world champion cheerleading team from New Jersey. They happen to be the most good looking and talented cheerleaders all on one team.
The World Cup Shooting Stars are damn good!

World Cup Style 

World Cup Style is a sexual move addon; The definition of performing any named sexual act while adding "world cup style" to the end, meaning performed in front of a large crowd that are blowing horns.

Traditionally, this activity can only be performed for one month every four years.
Guy 1 - "Dude, my girlfriends being a total bitch"
Guy 2 - "Tell her to STFU and give her a nice Hot Karl World Cup Style"

"She was getting out of line, I had to give her a David Copperfield world cup style"
World Cup Style by Jaygee123 June 18, 2010
A certain female's lady-parts when sought after by male representatives from a number of different countries (USA, Mexico, Italy, Spain, Ireland, France, etc) in a form of competition.
So many guys are going after Carrie, it's like she has a World Cup

The Great World Cup 

When several people from different countries and ethnicity’s (more than 10 required) all come together to deficate into a large goblet or cup, whereupon the winner is decided by whomever swan dives into the goblet eating their way out of it and surviving.
Remember when you said I wouldn’t amount tho anything mom, well guess who just won The Great World Cup

World Cup Widow 

A women who loses her husband to the greatest sporting event in the world for a whole month every four years, thus rendering her a widow for the duration of the tournament.
The world cup widow's husband wouldn't talk to her because he was busy watching Switzerland play Honduras.
World Cup Widow by Zafpo0 June 15, 2010