A very hard and rather smelly stool that when one tries to crap it out it doesn't seem to move much. An individual may be sitting on the toilet for half an hour to an hour trying push this little shit plug out of his ass. It is as though a sizable piece of wood were lodged in and plugging the anus.
An individual asks his friend, "Why is that individual taking so long in the washroom"?
"Give him some time, he has a "woodchuck " up his ass"
"Oh I see"
by Chris Danielsen March 02, 2005
Top Definition
A term used for a native Vermonter who displays Vermont characteristics. Derogatory if used by a person out of state, otherwise known as a flat-lander, or "out of stater".
The flat-lander from out of state who cannot drive in snow called the maple-syrup chugging, logger who owns a farm and wears plaid a "woodchuck", as the woodchuck pulled the $50,000 SUV with a ski-rack out from the ditch with his rusty tractor which he was driving down the highway.
by JoeytheNifty November 05, 2003
A girl who enjoys giving blowjobs
My girlfriend's a woodchuck. Be jealous.
by hahahaimawoodchuck October 09, 2008
Upstate NY slang for a person of limited means; often on public assistance. The woodchuck is usually very crass and does not adhere to social norms.
did you see those woodchucks? Two or four legged?
by chronoutopia September 07, 2013
Term for a country person who's main job in life is to cut firewood to sell in the city or suburban areas. Usually in a beat up four wheel drive truck with high wooden sides to carry extra firewood. After cutting and splitting the wood they "Chuck" it into the back of the truck. If driven by a female, this could be do to the fact that the male has lost his drivers license.
Looks like that woodchuck must be doing pretty good, he got a new woodchuck truck!
by R. Buzman April 06, 2009
A mammal that digs up suburban lawns.

see gopher, marmot, ground hog, ground squirrel, and whistle pig.
how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
by bobo the goat October 03, 2005
Chuck Norris's penis.
Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
A: Who knows? By the time you see it, you'll already be dead.
by Mr. Woodchuck May 01, 2010
a nasty beaver variation that enjoys chucking as much wood as possible to the annoyance of the average wood farmer
Them damn woodchucks be chucking my wood again!

Woodchucks chuck an average distance of 15 feet.

Wood sales are down again; them effing woodchucks be messing with my woodpiles again.

Shirley get my gun. The woodchucks are back.
by Dr Nogood October 26, 2010
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