a wood chuck should never be judged on quantity of wood just the quality of said wood.

should a woodchuck choose not to chuck wood it is his choice and his choice alone he should not be judged on his motives for chucking said wood

the question being asked should be what KIND of wood a woodchuck chucks if he so chooses to chuck said wood
a woodchuck that chucks 500 chords of oak is no greater than a woodchuck that chucks 1 chord of cedar

a woodchuck that chooses not to chuck wood is just as much as a woodchuck as one that doesnt.

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by tom-curly July 4, 2011
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Questions usually asked by inquisitive children, such as:
Why are we here?
Which came first? The chicken or the egg?
Son: Dad, How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Dad: A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
by caxwl July 13, 2004
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A riddle asked to little children and is still unanswerable.
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, to measure the amount, the chucker had to count, which only a human could. Well if the counter couldn't chuck and the chucker couldn't count then there is nothing each other could say. The only conclusion and the single solution is that chucking wood is gay.

No woodchuck could chuck Chuck Norris.

The answer is Undefined
by Narto928 June 7, 2009
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If a woodchuck could chuck wood then a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could.
how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a woodchuck could chuck wood then a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could.
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As much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood!
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