| 1. | Wanaka | ||
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A wanker who is obsessed with (or believes they are part of) Japanese culture. 'The anime festival sucked - no cute asian girls, just wall-to-wall wanakas'.
'Hah! Cindy bought an "authentic" samuri sword online. Man, she's such a wanaka'. Also, Gwen Stefani may be considered a wanaka. |
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| 2. | treloar | ||
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retarded atention seeking mug. from the welsh origin "treloar-sheep-shagger", it fancies men but keeps this in the closet. unpopular, smelly and unatractive, this ugly lad will crawl frm bar 2 bar in the hope that he shall ever be laid...unfortunately no power of hope can ever assert this as reality. indeed the treloar will b destined to rome the earth as an ugly smelly scank for the rest of time. ahhhhhhhhhhhh! ha ha! look wot a lonely ugly sexually frustrated treloar that lewis mug is!
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| 3. | Zuluvulva | ||
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A cheap and unattractive plastic horn popularised during the 2010 FIFA World Cup in South Africa. The 'instrument' produces an infuriating noise somewhat akin to a swarm of bees constantly buzzing in your ear. Completely tuneless, the Zuluvulva's drone blocks out the commentary on televised matches and ruins the atmosphere within the stadiums by drowning out terrace chants and 'real' musical instruments such as trumpets and drums. Due to the exposure gained by this annoying piece of plastic tat due to extensive TV coverage, you can expect to have a chorus of midless mongs constantly blasting away at a football ground near you soon. Me: Hey Dave press the bloody mute button the zuluvulvas are doing my head in even more than that wnaker Mark Bright
Dave: yeah, I'd sure like to meet the tool who invented the zuluvulva. I could jam one up his arse so that whenever the fecker farts he'll be reminded of what an annoying device he created. |
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| 4. | Londonderry | ||
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Londonderry, also known as LONDONDERRY. Nothing else, it is a town that is situated within, County Londonderry in Northern Ireland. Not Ireland. It is currently overrun with vermin, aka cunts which as known as taigs, leftfooters, fenians, catholics and more commonly CUNTS. Beautiful historical popular lovely place full of nice BRITISH Protestants. God Save The Queen, Ulster Says No, No Surrender, We shall not be moved. Thank you and Goodnight.
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