A woman who is dressed up in a pointed hat, has a long nose, has a wart, and who is made of wood. They are often burned, and can turn people into newts (but they might get better).
"If she... weighs... the same as a duck... she's made of wood!"
"And therefore?"
"... ... A WITCH!!!"
by aaronak November 09, 2004
1. A person, usually a woman, thought to have magical powers, generally found in fairytales. Later adopted by Wiccans and the Church of Satan to attract attention to themselves so that they may later compare their "persecution" to that of the many men and women put to grusome death in Europe and North America based on superstitious fears and personal grudges

2. a bitch
She's so mean!
Yeah, what a witch!
by annonymous July 13, 2004
A female who pratices witchcraft, the male term for a witch is Warlock.
Burn the witch, burn her!!
by Mastikator November 04, 2004
Someone who practice a new madeup religion and plays loose with historical facts.
Just a bunch of New Age feminists.
by see also Satanists March 03, 2005
An evil EVIL cackling chrone, who casts dark spells and curses upon peacefull and innocent villiagefolk.
"Look, a witch! BURN HER! burn her, we are just for she is satan's whore."
by Anonymous November 07, 2003
To worship the devil and then lie about it and say you don't.
A bad career choice!
by you be trippin February 16, 2005

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