Leader of the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Splinter... the shredder has taken april!
A small stick of wood
stuck under the skin, or pearcing the body's protection. The opposite of schlong
. When referring to a girl who gets too many splinters, it is refered to as a whore
or more commonly, slut
Nat goes to the baseball games to pick up some splinters.
Named after the Sensei of the Mutant Turtles, this is the ultimate fighting machine: A rat boy trained as a ninja.
Did you see that ash tray fly? That Stuart is a fucking ninja. In fact he's Splinter.
splinter is an extremely skinny female who acts like a cunt towards others over 90 lbs. completely annoying and uncalled for.
"that splinter just called you a lard ass because you can't fit in a size 1.....what was she doing looking at your ass anyway, fucking dike."
a guy with a small penis who gets "wood" or a hard on, but since it's small, it's called a splinter.
"oh man, look at that guy's splinter! mwhaha"
When a woman hasn't shaved in awhile, and you feel very little hairs as grope her leg.
Damn girl, you got splinters!
an STD made of all the current STDs combined
Frank: "Look at that girl from North Marion, daayyyummm."
Dank: "Dude, I wouldn't touch that. I heard she has splinters!"