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1. Splinters
When a woman hasn't shaved in awhile, and you feel very little hairs as grope her leg.
Damn girl, you got splinters!
2. splinters
an STD made of all the current STDs combined
Frank: "Look at that girl from North Marion, daayyyummm."

Dank: "Dude, I wouldn't touch that. I heard she has splinters!"
3. Splinters
People who defy the rules of breaking up.
Splinters often have knee-jerk responses to "I'm sorry, sweetie, but this isn't working anymore" and will reply with "Oh yeah, well, you're a whore"
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