what do i say about this retarded, full of smokers, slags and down right sinners. this school cares more about the quality of your uniform then your work. don’t have a blazer? good luck getting into your GCSE exam. and not to mention the seagulls who swarm the playground. oh and all the teachers have a slight aroma of loneliness and coffee
‘bro i just went to Winterbourne Academy for a manage move’
‘how was it’
‘fucking disgusting i think i have autism now
A school full of sassy girls, kids who take crack before they go to school, teachers who think that not having a tie is going to stop every single person in the school learning, smokers, weird ass kids, people who u should really stay away from and seagulls. so. many. seagulls. Don't go to that school if u don't want to become retarded.
One lunch time in winterbourne academy... "Oops i dropped a chip" *0.128794496 nano seconds later* "AHHH SHIT IT'S THE SEAGULLS!"
A small town up north, usually full of misunderstood children who can often be spotted running on the tops of elementary or middle school buildings. Where deer run loose through roads, dragging their leashes behind and where mosquitoes the size of men, pick up young children and carry them away. Full of very many exciting creatures such as squirrels or chipmunks running into, through, or around trees while often missing the chance to actually climb up them. It is the last place in Winter where a port is located, and possess a very refined section of historic houses. Winterport is usually referred to as “The small town”, or “Village”, but small villages are often known to carry with them the perks of society.
Well, I swear, if you dun stop coming home late, Billy, them Winterport mosquitoes ‘re gonna get’cha.