winnick

A turd that escapes down the bowl without breaking or being disturbed in any way.

I flushed and watched as the Winnick swirled away, completely unblemished and unruffled, oblivious to the toilet water surounding it.

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1. A lump or chunk of undisturbed feces.
2. An roguish person that gets away with his unprincipled behavior scot-free.

This particular winnick had squandered billions of dollars yet told tales of great philanthropy.

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winnick by Chosney July 9, 2003

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I didnt even have to wipe my arse after the winnick was deployed!

winnick by Stylee September 26, 2003

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Winnick's Law

No matter how disgusting, disturbing, or sad an image, video or article on the Internet may be, somebody somewhere is masturbating to it right now.

"You know somebody's pullin' it to that story about the lost puppy. Winnick's Law."

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To take food, a seat, etc, away from another in a way that does not anger the other person.
To get away with stealing something small.
Or big.

A:Hey, man, she just totally winnicked your bagel.
B:Yeah . . . but she's hot.

Winnick by Shookmilk March 23, 2004

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you yell this when u score an impressive jump shot in basketball that is a winnikia. Also someone can yell it out loud for you.

Miguel: Kobe just made a double cluth fade-away!!!
Roger: What a winnikia!!!

*Miguel makes a jump shot*
Roger: WINNIKIA!!!

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