Wingmanments 

The 10 Wingmanments (Rules of being a wingman)

1. Thou shall respect the shotgun rule above all else.

2. Thou shall remain in formation without complaint regardless of target assigned.

3. Thou shall pursue target with convincing vigour.

4. Thou shall not pull a switcheroo without prior consent.

5. Thou shall get a round in. (Regardless who's money is used)

6. Honour thy wingman's intentions and have no strong opinions. (A simple shrug will suffice)

7. Thou shalt not abandon target until all objectives are complete.

8. Thou shall never be the voice of reason.

9. Wingman unto others as you would have them wingman unto you.

10. Thou shall remain silent when questioned about past missions.

Jewcob: Shotgun the blonde one...

Mamba: Nah come on! her mate is rough and you've got a girlfriend anyway!

Jewcob: Remember the Wingmanments.

Mamba: Fair play, go get the beers in.

Wingmanments by MaximusLadius April 10, 2013

WingMa'am 

A female, who in a party or bar environment who takes the roll as "Wingman".

If trained properly the Wingma'am can not only occupy the "fat friend" BUT also gain the trust of the target "hot one" and said fatty faster, and with more cunning then any Wingman. Females cling to other females because they are all usually untrusting of males.

TACTICS:

Examples of WingMa'am tactics:

(for ease of understanding we will assume it is just you and your Wingma'am, and your target is a hot little number who's dick finding attention is engulfed by the low self esteem of her fat and/or ugly slamhog of a friend.)

1:Enter bar/party, find hottie and piggy, send wingma'am out on a scouting mission ie. eves drop to gather intel like marital situation, likes and dislikes, cup size, what ever tickles your pickle. You then walk by all three ladies (yer ma'am, the hottie and little miss piggy) making sure you can be seen, and yer ma'am will keep an eye on your targets expression as you pass. Your ma'am can then text you if she thinks you have a shot. OR you can have your ma'am pretend to check you out as well and make up some crazy shit about having heard about you having a huge pecker and or are a champ in the sack.

WingMa'am Basic Guidelines:

Always treat your wingma'am like a proper lady, she will get you laid more then you can believe. Pregame with her, fix her car, walk her dog. NEVER BANG THE WINGMA'AM! NEVER EVER!!!

There may an instance where you're ex ma'am or bi ma'am may find herself so intoxicated (and tired of talking about your junk and not getting a slice). That they might want to thank you (in their own special way ;) ) for the oil change and the dog walks... This is VERY RARE!! and usually ends up in failure. IE by the time you get back to your crib they aren't as drunk and start to 2nd guess proposed trey way! DON'T TRY TO FORCE IT!, it just shows bad character! But then again you could possibly have a memorable evening/early morning. So take that as you will. But always remember this,

Rules are a lot like vagina's, they are ment to be broken.

WingMa'am by Jay Ownz September 28, 2010

Wingma'am 

The female version of the wing man. A woman will help her fellow friend break the the ice between the friend and the woman and or man of their choice. There aren't many guarantees the friend will get the person of his choosing. The wingma'am will have the same goals as a wingman but will get their in different ways.

Jake: "Hey jenny can you be my wingma'am tonight. John cant come with me tonight."
Jenny: "Sure, why not i'll get the hottest girl for you."
Jake: "Thanks jenny i'll pick you up by 10:30."

Wingma'am should take care of the

Wingma'am by Shankmoney September 8, 2013

wingma'am 

1. (n) A female wingman.

My usual wingman can't make it, so Hailey's going to be my wingma'am instead.

wingma'am by slopirate February 4, 2021