winey ass bitch 

any person that sulks or cry over EVERY THING that doesnt go there way as to think that it will help them get their own way or what they want.

MY SON IS A WINEY ASS BITCH!

winey ass bitch by mr. daddy to you! February 19, 2012

winey lil sunday bitch 

a person who on a sunday turns into a complete yawn! somebody who transformed from an exciting good person to hang around into a winey lil sunday bitch

(fabio) hey, you want to come out for a drive
(flibady) nah mate im in bed so tired
(fabio) god! your such a WINEY LIL SUNDAY BITCH!

winey lil sunday bitch by bored right now June 14, 2009

Winey Wilma

The act of leaving her on the edge of cumming then shoving 2 by 4 ice cubes in her anus while you continue to jerk yourself off.

“Nah dawg I gave her the Winey Wilma, she won’t be walking for days!”

Winey Wilma by Avafloods January 21, 2021

Edward winey hands 

A drinking game involving two hands + two bottles of wine + duct tape (or similar).
When all combined, you reach a surefire recipe for a good night.
There exist several rules to edward winey hands.
1 - The wine bottles must be removed only when finished.
2 - The wine bottles must be removed by a stranger.
3 - Actually I think that's it...

"Ahhh, excuse me miss, could you please remove these wine bottles that are duct-taped to my hands. Yes, I am aware that my trousers are around my ankles, I have been playing Edward winey hands"

Edward winey hands by halfbrick December 27, 2008

Tiny winey 

A tiny little sausage that even babies can swollen hole

Let's have a good fight with some tiny wineys

Tiny winey by Men cat man June 20, 2019

A Winey Elf 

Someone who complains a lot about Christmas and highly dislikes celebrating it because of something bad that has happened to them on a previous Christmas day, or around the holidays the present year.

"Oliver's being such A Winey Elf this year."

A Winey Elf by barf flavored soda December 24, 2021

A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou — hold the bread! 

A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou — hold the bread! — Lovers who have their priorities exactly right. At a certain point all we have are the memories we create together. You don’t need much else.

“A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou — hold the bread!” just means: In this moment all I need is you and maybe a little wine might be nice too. But, if I have “you” I might not even need the wine either.

Husband:

“A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou.”

Wife:

A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou — hold the bread! And if there’s no wine, all I need in this moment is you.

A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou — hold the bread! by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 22, 2023