Verb, to whinebag/ constantly whine & complain about stuff all the time. As chronic whiners, these type of people are never happy, no matter how much they make, where they live, who they bang, or what they drive.
Meghan (winebagger): OMG Lauren my car is like toally lacking, it doesn't even have a back up camera or Wifi!
Lauren: Meghan, shut up. Who cares if you drive an older Honda?! At least you have a car, it's better than walking. Stop whinebagging!
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'