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1 definition by lopeztheheavy

 
1.
an officer, usually a major or above, who stands on a stage/podium during a briefing, ceremony, or just stops by your shop unannounced and tells you how dumb you are and how great they are. if you listen to them at all, you might hear something about drinking and driving or motorcycle safety.
the new commander is a real windbag. we had to stand at attention for the whole hour.
by lopeztheheavy September 22, 2007