shit like a wildebeast

After spending 10 days eating nothing but sweaty cheese, old cracker,granola, pinecones, dried fruit, and raw lake water and not taking a shit, its whats gonna coe out ur ass.

MAN! I have to shit like a wildebeast.
*5 hours later*
Wow I realy did shit like a wildebeast he remarks as he looks at the strangely coloured mound of shihe left for some guy to stepp in, in the middle of the forest

shit like a wildebeast by Matt Evening May 25, 2007

Wilderbeast 

Someone who looks like they got stuck in the forest for a century and look nasty, stanky and grimey as hell.

That dude look so nasty like a damn wilderbeast.

Wilderbeast by Esbeezo January 13, 2009

Wilderbeesting 

When someone gets really drunk to the point of not remembering anything and wakes up the next morning with a dismembered animal limb protruding from their rectum.

Mate Chris blatantly went Wilderbeesting last night.

Wilderbeesting by Chocolate Jon mocker January 14, 2016

wildebeast 

A rotund, excessively hairy and putrid female specimen, who, while not quite Jabba the Hutt quality, still requires a male with normal standards to ingest approximately a 12-pack of non-Light beer before sexual intercourse is deemed an acceptable course of action.

Look at Scott hit on that wildebeast. He must be shitfaced!

wildebeast by Nancy Botwin January 11, 2008

wildebeast 

A girl whom has the looks,intelligence, size and stench of a wildebeast. Sometimes discovered in bed after a night of TMD drinking. Normally followed by a sense of shame and heavy application of antimicrobal soap to groin/anus.

" Dude, how much did you drink last night? You hooked up with a wildebeast!"

wildebeast by fecal blast February 11, 2003

wilderbeast 

an overweight woman, the bigger the better

Did you see the wilderbeast Jay brought home last night? That bitch was HUGE!

wilderbeast by GDMFD October 7, 2011

Walderbeast

Hairy northern animal with bitch tits

Matthew the walderbeast

Walderbeast by David February 17, 2004