Great northern people include Geoffrey Boycott, Sean Bean.
Great northern cities include Sheffield, Leeds, Sunderland, Manchester and Liverpool.
Great inventions in the north include Trains, TV's, Banapkins and Pie.
It is a well established fact that the north finished on the winning side of every war ever fought, including the alamo and Pearl Harbour.
The tell tales signs that you're in the north are gravy, bitter, violence, streets paved with gold and battered housewives.
renowned for liking bitter, roast dinners, darts & for talking in such a way nobody from the south can understand!
famous northerners include Fred Dibnah & Peter Kay.
Andy: ay up lad, fancy a flyer?
Adam: oh aye!
Adam: pass us graavy please
Jasmine: don't you mean... please may you pass me THE gravy!